Everyday runs like this
1. Wake up and get ready.
2. Eat your breakfast in a hurry.
3. Run out to see your school vehicle waiting.
4. Reach school, throw your bag on your seat.
5. Rush to assembly hall/ field.
6. Chant 'Daya kar daan vidya ka...'
7. Take the pledge. Place your hand on the shoulder of the person in front of you just to annoy him.
8. Do the parade on the leader's instructions 'a tension!', 'standatease!' (Attention/ Stand at ease)
9. Sing the regional song without understanding a word. Start fearing that you'll get caught after assembly for your long nails or dirty shoes.
10. Lip sync to the songs that follow.
11. Stand erect for national anthem.
12. Shout JAI when the leader mouths the slogan 'Bharat mata ki'
13. If it's a special day, sit where you're standing. There will puppet show/ magic show.
14. Get bored in the puppet show and pull pranks on your friends.
15. Go to class and wait for the teacher.
16. Get bored of waiting and go to the desk of your friend and start playing some board game or simply chat.
17. Run for your life when teacher enters.
18. Worry about not bringing the book/ notebook that the teacher had asked to bring. Get thrown out of the class. Stand out with your friends.
19. In the lunch, run around in the gallery although it is forbidden. Run into the vice-Principal and get slapped.
20. Eat Samosas from the canteen. Let your friend pay.
21. Get through the day somehow.
22. In the SUPW class, ask the teacher to take you outside for Sports by shouting- 'Sir, Games, pleaase Gaaames!'
23. Try to sit near the girl you like while returning. If she smiles at you, try to act cool. Lose your cool and start blabbering.
24. Reach home, pick up your cricket bat and run to the field.
25. Return tired and forget to do your homework
26. Watch TV, sleep.
Repeat!
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